Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
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Robin Nilsson
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Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
"Sidewinder air-to-ground missiles" ????
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Robin Nilsson
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Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"
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Robin Nilsson
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Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
A World War II Royal Air Force pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.
"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
(At this point, several of the children giggle.)
"I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."
At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company."
"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmitts."
"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
(At this point, several of the children giggle.)
"I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."
At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company."
"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmitts."
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Janne Nilsson
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- Ort: Stockholm. Nordens Venedig.
Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
First there were hunters, then farmers, then with something to be gained by barter, prostitutes and politicians. Given some debate about precedence, the first four human endeavours. But as soon as something can be gained, it must be protected.
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Janne Nilsson
- Inlägg: 2246
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- Ort: Stockholm. Nordens Venedig.
Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
Janne Nilsson
First there were hunters, then farmers, then with something to be gained by barter, prostitutes and politicians. Given some debate about precedence, the first four human endeavours. But as soon as something can be gained, it must be protected.
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Janne Nilsson
- Inlägg: 2246
- Blev medlem: 27 jan 2012, 19:33
- Ort: Stockholm. Nordens Venedig.
Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
Vi tar en till.
Janne Nilsson
Janne Nilsson
First there were hunters, then farmers, then with something to be gained by barter, prostitutes and politicians. Given some debate about precedence, the first four human endeavours. But as soon as something can be gained, it must be protected.
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Janne Nilsson
- Inlägg: 2246
- Blev medlem: 27 jan 2012, 19:33
- Ort: Stockholm. Nordens Venedig.
Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
Eftersom WUMO rockar fett så tar vi en till.
Janne Nilsson
Janne Nilsson
First there were hunters, then farmers, then with something to be gained by barter, prostitutes and politicians. Given some debate about precedence, the first four human endeavours. But as soon as something can be gained, it must be protected.
Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
WUMO är ju grymt kul
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Mikael dBW
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- Namn: Mikael de Bourg Wetterlund
- Ort: Stockholm
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Janne Nilsson
- Inlägg: 2246
- Blev medlem: 27 jan 2012, 19:33
- Ort: Stockholm. Nordens Venedig.
Re: Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.
Stefan.
Jupp, brukade asgarva när ljag läste på jobbet, tjejerna fattade inte varför.
Mikael.
Berglin är en av mina andra favoriter, om man är i vår generation så känner man igen sig i mycket. På något sätt känns det som om han också är modellbyggare?
Janne Nilsson
Jupp, brukade asgarva när ljag läste på jobbet, tjejerna fattade inte varför.
Mikael.
Berglin är en av mina andra favoriter, om man är i vår generation så känner man igen sig i mycket. På något sätt känns det som om han också är modellbyggare?
Janne Nilsson
First there were hunters, then farmers, then with something to be gained by barter, prostitutes and politicians. Given some debate about precedence, the first four human endeavours. But as soon as something can be gained, it must be protected.