

Stefan
Plasticbattle skrev:In Ireland, people from county Cavan are regarded as very economical or tight with money in other words, and often the source of jokes about it.
A Cavan Farmer meets a prostitute in a bar in Cavan town.
She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for €200, as long as you can say it in three words."
The cavan farmer replies, "Well I'm a married man but sure, why not?"
He pull his wallet out of his pocket, blows the dust and cobb webs from it and one at a time lays 4 €50 Euro bills on the bar, and says, slowly:
"Paint … my … Farm."