Har modellbyggare humor, vi får väl se här i tråden.

[Lennart]

I vårt bostadsområde finns det en anslutning för trädgårdslang på varranat hus.Vissa brukar koppla slang och tvätta bilen.Vårt hus har ingen men nästa os.vFörra sommaren kom vår Iranska granne in och frågade,Do Lennert, kan inte do säga till hyresvärden att han sätter en sån kran på vårat hos okså Lennart

[FredrikAlmlöf]

Det är lite kul att det är Janne Nilsson som är upphovsman till den här tråden och till Nya coola figursläpp då det var den senare tråden som fick mig att tänka på sketchen ni hittar nedan. För ni har väl noterat klädseln på de kvinnliga figurerna... Ingen kritik mot någon av trådarna. Jag uppskattar dem mycket!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8

/Fredrik

[Janne Nilsson]

Den var bra! Jag tror att kvinnliga äventyrare får förlita sig på distraktionen som kan tänkas uppkomma hos motståndaren med tanke på procentandelen bar hud?

Janne Nilsson

[FredrikAlmlöf]

Den var bra! Jag tror att kvinnliga äventyrare får förlita sig på distraktionen som kan tänkas uppkomma hos motståndaren med tanke på procentandelen bar hud?

Janne Nilsson

Kul att du uppskattade den! Humor är som bäst när den biter lite grann, ungefär som den där bilden med WNW-detektorn...
/Fredrik

[Janne Nilsson]

Vem tar fantasy på allvar? Givetvis måste man kunna se det roliga i vissa generaliseringar. Fast humorn funkar bäst när det kommer från någon innifrån grupperingen.

Janne Nilsson

[Robin Nilsson]

http://www.bonton.se/?d=2013-04-28

Humor à la Lindström

[Robin Nilsson]

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop.
But at the bar.....you know....they have frozen glasses.."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those neat little
snacks & hors d'ouevres that are really delicious won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.

OK? "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different
hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in the blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey. ! at the bar.you know.there's swearing, dirty words and all that.."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie.? "Listen up, d*ckhead! Drink your f*cking beer in your g*ddamn
frozen mug and eat your f*cking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere!
Got it, a$$hole?"

And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

[Robin Nilsson]

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she tells the lover to hide in the closet.

The little boy says, "Dark in here"

The man says, "Yes it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "Okay, how much?"

Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mum's lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750."

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."

[TuveB]

[Sten Ekedahl]

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting.
”I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.”
”When did you use this awful language,” asks the elder.
”Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards.”
”Is that when you swore?”
”No, Mother,” says the nun. ”After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away.”
”Is THAT when you swore,” asks the Mother Superior again.
”Well no,” says the nun. ”You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!”
”Is THAT when you swore,” asks the amazed elder nun.
”No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.”
”Did you swear THEN,” asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
”No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green and stopped about six inches from the hole.”
The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, ”You missed the f*cking putt, didn’t you?”